So here's what I'll do for you:

Reviving Your Copy in the AI Zombie Apocalypse

In today's online world, it's more challenging than ever for companies to stand out. You probably feel the same—your copy wanders around like survivors in a land overrun by AI-generated zombies. Each piece of copy is like another mindless walker in the horde—indistinguishable, lacking life, and unable to emotionally connect.

And the lack of real emotion in marketing will annihilate your audience's engagement and conversion rates. The overuse of AI copy will plague your brand messaging with uninspired, cookie-cutter drivel. And the worst thing - this zombie copy brings an absolute absence of any real personality to email and web content.

This is a new definition of SPAM. And here's why you need to be aware of it:

Because of the massive influx of automated emails and multi-inbox systems, in late 2023, Google started banning Gmail accounts, and Meta's on a crusade against landing pages with copy that makes either vague promises or too-good-to-be-true claims (even if you can demonstrate a 100% success rate)!

Oh, and relying on a money-back guarantee won't work anymore, no matter how fair or enticing it is.

Your copy needs to follow strict compliance policies.

But I can guarantee the following:

• to make sure Google favours your emails and lands them in Inboxes through improved open and click-through rates...
• ...that you're not wasting investments on Facebook and Instagram ads, or even worse, getting your accounts closed...
• ...that your landing pages follow Meta's rigorous rules so it can perform through improved conversion rates.
• And I'm not here to help you survive this apocalypse. I'm here to help your brand's authenticity, integrity, and credibility stand out in the sea of boring, soulless, robotic bull**it.

So, do you want to bring back humanity to your messages by giving them the power of genuine and authentic copy?

If your answer is 'yes', scroll down and see why original human-written copy is the precursor to your brand's success in 2024.

But if your answer is 'no, Darko... wow that's a strange name... but you what, you already convinced me', then hit the button below, let's skip everything, and let's talk and see what's the best way I can help you. 

Delivering What AI Can't

So if you're using AI to write your copy, it's totally understandable, and I'm not here to make you feel like crap about it.

After all, AI can churn out a sh**load of content efficiently, and it's virtually free. However, this convenience comes at a cost.

The problem is this: with such a vast quantity of AI-generated copy, your prospects and clients are getting used to seeing the same style of writing, the same clichéd phrases, the same syntax, and even the same sentences as they did with other brands.

Tools like ChatGPT 4.0, Copy.ai, Jasper, Wordtune, Copysmith, and many more can be useful tools but have serious limitations. Mainly, they can't create original copy. Instead, they scour the Internet, take chunks of articles and content written by humans, and compile it into a Frankenstein's monster of emotionless copy.

Sort of like my primary school love letters back in the '90s, which I used to literally package with a mix tape of corny synth-pop ballads from the 80's... Anyways... Let's move on, shall we?

Scroll down and learn why using AI copy will probably be detrimental to your business in 2024 and how I can help you prevent it.

Autoamputation

Canadian philospher Marshal McLuhan coined a term 'Autoamputation'. He used this term to describe how humans extend their abilities through technology but, in doing so, cut off the extended part of themselves.

And here's why your audience can smell AI-generated content from a mile away:

Because it amputates the human touch, personality, and understanding of nuanced customer pain points. Just as I lacked the understanding that my 6th-grade classmate Sonya hated 80's music and could never resonate with it... Or how YOU probably can't resonate with my childhood love trauma—see where I'm going with this?

So, we can see AI tools as an extension of our capabilities, but, following McLuhan's idea of autoamputation, over-reliance on these tools destroys our ability to craft deeply engaging, emotionally resonant copy.

AI tools are valuable in the content creation process, particularly for bulk projects. However, they cannot fully replicate the human emotional connection, which is crucial in marketing.

That's where I step in. 

Studying philosophy and behavioural psychology gave me the tools to understand what makes your target audience tick, how to grab their attention, and more importantly, get them to act.

So if you need copy that'll make every word count and every message resonate with your audience, you're in the right place.

Scroll down to see how you'll benefit from working with me.

Website & Landing Page CRO Copywriting

The new 2024 Meta (Facebook) and Google's ad policies for landing pages are damn insane! SEO alone simply won't cut it anymore. 

If your web copy isn't 100% compliant with new policies, it can lead to ad disapproval, reduced audience targeting, financial penalties, potential account suspension, damage to your brand's reputation, and a significant decrease in traffic to your site, EVEN IF you are paying for ads. 

Your website and landing page conversion rates now mostly depend on copy. And I'm here to help you or do it all for you.

Email Campaigns and Newsletters

Delegating your email content to AI is like broadcasting 'We don't give a s--t' to your subscribers.

Today's consumer is sophisticated. They understand email marketing. They want you to sell to them, but not before you show them they actually matter.

So let's give them email content that feels like a conversation. A conversation that'll make them take action.

If you want emails, autoresponders, and sales campaigns, I can guarantee results under one condition:

We need to show your audience they're not just emails on a list, but that you truly give a damn. So let's talk.

About me

Yes, Darko is a real human name, damn it! 

Seriously, tho', here's what you need to know about me

Before we dive deep into partnership possibilities, let's get brutally honest. I value integrity and transparency above all. If any of the following sounds like you, we're probably not a match. So swipe lef... No, wait... My bad, wrong platform...

Here's a no-BS rundown of who I don't work with:

• Businesses that prioritize quick fixes over sustainable growth.
  These are companies only interested in immediate, often unrealistic results without a willingness to invest in long-term strategies.
• Those resistant to ethical marketing practices.
  If you're not open to embracing ethical and transparent marketing methods, which are crucial for building trust and credibility, I simply don't care about you.
• Organizations lacking a clear vision or mission.
  I'm talking about companies without a solid vision or values. Because if you don't have these qualities, it's impossible to create meaningful, consistent branding and messaging.
• Clients expecting results without adequate investment.
  If you're unwilling to allocate the necessary resources, both in terms of time and budget, for quality copywriting and marketing efforts, I would much rather just give you free advice.
• Companies ignoring customer feedback and market trends.
  If you want to contact me, and you're not receptive to customer insights or changing market dynamics (which are essential for staying relevant and competitive), than what's the f***!ng point...
• Businesses with a poor track record in customer service or product quality.
  Let's ignore the fact for a moment that this can undermine even the most effective marketing efforts... If you're known for subpar customer service or low-quality products, go away and look for a copywriter with malleable integrity.